Everything I love, I will devour.

I drink too much, I fall in love too fast, and I talk a lot of shit about Broadway actors.
~ Saturday, February 11 ~
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My friend Dylan just handed me a glass of water with a twig in it.

  • Me: Dylan! There's a twig in this water!
  • Dylan: Whatever, I'm gonna be a hardass and just drink it.
  • Me: lol ok
  • Dylan: chokes and nearly dies
  • Me: laughing hysterically
  • Dylan: Whatever, it's gone now.

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  1. thatniftykid said: Wait so… you said “lol” out loud? xD
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